Fish Bait and Switch
I’m a cold blooded killer…..literally. My family went on a short trip to Virginia leaving me home alone. That wasn’t a good decision on their part. My 5-year old son has a fish bowl and a twenty-eight cent Wal-Mart special swimming around in it. These are the type of fish that have the lifespan of a Jessica [...]
WTF can’t we spell things out?
I went to Wal-mart Saturday with my son to get a birthday gift for a party he was going to. Since he was good in the store I promised him a drink. He wanted a Mountain Dew. When he went into the cooler near the registers he saw two different green bottles (one with a [...]
Everybody hates New Jersey!
I really can’t figure out this state at all. If you’ve read any of my previous posts you would see that I’m completely lost on why things are done the way that they are here in New Jersey. What I mean by this is because of what happened on Saturday. I went to Pennsylvania, with [...]
Stop the music!
Well, it finally happened. . . . . . Yesterday I went to Wal-Mart just to waste some time, and as I was leaving the store I heard it. . . . Christmas music! For the love of God, why in the world does this have to happen this early? It’s barely 48 hours past [...]
It’s the “not-so” Great Pumpkin!
Being a beautiful Sunday, I planned on taking my son, CJ out to pick pumpkins in a pumkin patch. He has never actually picked pumpkins, except for the ones you can ‘pick’ in the grocery store. This was also my first experience. There is a nice place not to far from the house that seemed [...]