Below is a cross-section of whom I’ve seen while going to “do my business” in the local potty.

The H2 No Guy
We all know this guy.  He’s the one that’s allergic to soap and water and doesn’t wash his hands before he leaves.  This is the guy I pray that I never have to meet and shake his hand.  EWWW!

The Doctor
This one is a regular in the bathroom.  He’s the one that, after he washes hands, takes the paper towel to open the bathroom door.  Then, scoots out while throwing the towel out and not making any physical contact with the door.  What the heck it up with this guy?  If he’s going to go and sit inside a bubble afterwards?  Does he slip on rubber gloves at his desk so he doesn’t have to touch his keyboard?  I bet that he has a packet of phone santizing wipes the he uses on his phone before putting it up to his ear.

The überclean Freak
This is a very rare breed of guy.  This man is actually afraid of his own penis.  Before he heads to the urinals he grabs a paper towel with him.  I don’t know what he does with the paper towel, but I do know that he throws it in the toilet.  Does he use it as a level of protection between his hand and his unit, or is it a wiping device?  And don’t throw it in the toilet!  It doesn’t flush you idiot!  Don’t make other people have to clean up your mess.  I don’t know why you would use it as wipe!  Have you ever heard of “the shake?”

The Personal Office Guy
Just because you work in a 4×4 cubicle with no door doesn’t allow you to make the bathroom your own personal office.  There are guys that will take their planners, cellphones and PDAs with them into the stalls.  I sure as heck wouldn’t want to be making professional phone calls with the sounds of “water” trickling in the background.  People aren’t stupid.  If they think it sounds like pee – then it must be pee!

These are the typical group of guys that visit our local bathroom at work.

If you know of anymore, please let me know.  The bathroom really is an interesting place to watch people’s behavior.